Jon Stewart is back from vacation, and he’s not wasting any time going after one of his favorite targets: Fox News.
This almost made me have a laugh stroke.
Billy Eichner gives Sean Hayes 60 seconds to get a famous friend on the phone. He doesn’t disappoint.
I tweeted this last night and people got upset: The Benghazi Paradox is that Fox News, Darrell Issa & co. are sincerely, genuinely happy that people died & everyone can smell that.
A lot of people are “upset” about it. I put upset in quotes because as much as I enjoy Twitter I don’t really view…
He’s delightful, adorable, and charming, but would New Yorkers have sex with Paul Rudd? Watch him and Billy Eichner discover the answer in this special Billy on the Street lightning round!
DAN, YOU’RE MAKING IT INCREDIBLY HARD FOR ME TO WALK.
WELL, YOU’RE MAKING IT INCREDIBLY HARD FOR ME OT BREATHE, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
YES, RIGHT, BUT YOU’RE ALSO HURTING MY EAR.
THE EAR THAT IS INSIDE MY EYE RIGHT NOW, FILLING THAT EYE WITH THE ONLY THING I WANT TO LOOK AT FOREVER, WHICH IS YOU?
YES, MOST LIKELY, AND THAT IS SWEET, BUT WHAT I’M TRYING TO SAY IS-
THAT YOU LOVE ME TOO? FOREVER? BECAUSE WE ARE TOTALLY SOULMATES?
DOES ONE SOULMATE OFTEN PREVENT THE OTHER FROM WALKING IN A STRAIGHT LINE? IS THAT HOW IT WORKS?
SURE. IT’S PROBABLY ALL THE WEAK KNEES AND SWOONING YOU’RE EXPERIENCING FROM BEING IN LOVE WITH ME SO HARD.
DAN, IT’S YOUR HEAD, WHICH IS SMOOSHED DIRECTLY INTO THE SIDE OF MY HEAD, FORCING ME INTO TREES AND BUSHES.
FORCING YOU INTO LOVE, YOU MEAN.
GOD DAMN IT, DAN.
Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hardy in Stuart: A Life Backwards (2007)
My absolute favorite.
If you are a person of a certain age, you remember what it was like to use a rotary phone—the slow process of dialing, the weird clicking sound the wheel made. These kids in the latest video from Benny and Rafi Fine are too young for that. Watch how adorably perplexed they are when this relic is placed in front of them.
This makes me laugh every single time.
BILLY. FOR CHRIST’S SAKE, LOOK AT THIS PLACE. I WORK FIFTY, SIXTY HOURS A WEEK. I WANT TO COME HOME TO A CLEAN TERRARIUM AND INSTEAD IT’S LITTLE BITS OF CRICKETS EVERYWHERE, WHAT LOOKS AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT ON THE HOT STONE, SAND ALL IN THE WATER DISH …
I KNOW THINGS ARE TOUGH WITH YOUR MOM GONE BUT YOU GOTTA START PULLING YOUR WEIGHT AROUND HERE. WE CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS.